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13

Dec

It’s a “painting.” 

Of snow cones. 

“Yum yum” ones. 

With skeletons. 

BONUS: It’s “partially textured” for that “extra special touch.”

It’s a “painting.”

Of snow cones.

“Yum yum” ones.

With skeletons.

BONUS: It’s “partially textured” for that “extra special touch.”

12

Dec

Is that Groucho Marx between your legs, or are you just a crocheted devil woman with scary nipples and a baby suffocating in your bush?

Is that Groucho Marx between your legs, or are you just a crocheted devil woman with scary nipples and a baby suffocating in your bush?

What to get the woman who has everything: a hair clip with a “real animal tooth.”

What to get the woman who has everything: a hair clip with a “real animal tooth.”

What I’ve been missing all my life: a 1-inch “anatomically correct” fairy doll that’s supposedly a “big flirt,” and only costs $30. 

If you email the seller she will try and get a better picture of his “maleness” as it was “hard to capture on camera.”

Imagine that.

What I’ve been missing all my life: a 1-inch “anatomically correct” fairy doll that’s supposedly a “big flirt,” and only costs $30.

If you email the seller she will try and get a better picture of his “maleness” as it was “hard to capture on camera.”

Imagine that.

I found these while searching for cookies. 

Maybe that’s what you could use the “hidden stash pocket” for!

$125 is such a bargain for pants that double as a cookie jar!

I found these while searching for cookies.

Maybe that’s what you could use the “hidden stash pocket” for!

$125 is such a bargain for pants that double as a cookie jar!

“You are viewing a OOAK Reborn Lee Middleton Doll - RENESMEE CARLIE CULLEN - Daughter of Bella Swan Cullen and Edward Cullen of the Twilight Series.”

That’s a “blood bottle” in her mouth, lest you confuse it with something weird. 

“The wig is fun to arrange with your fingers.” Or, placenta ripping teeth…Whatevs. 

Is $269.99 really enough for this treasure?

“You are viewing a OOAK Reborn Lee Middleton Doll - RENESMEE CARLIE CULLEN - Daughter of Bella Swan Cullen and Edward Cullen of the Twilight Series.”

That’s a “blood bottle” in her mouth, lest you confuse it with something weird.

“The wig is fun to arrange with your fingers.” Or, placenta ripping teeth…Whatevs.

Is $269.99 really enough for this treasure?

Price: $105
Small price to pay for nightmares that last a lifetime.

Price: $105
Small price to pay for nightmares that last a lifetime.